Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Week 17: More weird comparisons

It's time for my weekly update from Fit Pregnancy. As has become the norm in these updates, they compare the baby growing inside me to something I would never want growing inside me. This week it's soap!
"Your baby is about as wide as your palm, about six inches tall, and weighs about four ounces—about as much as a bar of soap."
As for myself, according to Fit Pregnancy: "You're looking pregnant, but not so much that it's difficult to put your socks on. You may even get that pregnancy glow, a radiance that comes from extra blood flow to your skin."

Frankly, I think I just look kind of fat. And tired. I don't think I have enough of a baby bump for people to think I'm pregnant. Imagine my horror when I imagine people will just think I've let myself go.

I'm so vain.

2 comments:

  1. The website I had use always compared bebe to some sort of fruit or vegetable. That was great until they used something I had never heard of before. I wish I could remember what it was I had to go online to look it up. LOL! it puts in in perspective though.

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  2. At least it's something CLEAN the baby is compared to. Better than comparing Nubbin to a rat or something disgusting.

    You're so vain? You probably think we're talking about you, too. Don't you? DON'T YOU?

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